oh god the rape fog is back!
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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