their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
True college students do jello shots in the library
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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