"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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