The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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