like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
