what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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