do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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