remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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