I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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