You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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