I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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