thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Randomize