Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Pants 0. Shit 1.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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