I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
