i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
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Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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