booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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