what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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