Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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