is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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