Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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