I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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