...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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