He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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