Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Someone signed my nipple.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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