My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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