stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
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She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
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What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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