dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
no you cant smoke seaweed
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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