Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
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I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
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I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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