Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he puts the penis in happiness.
I am spending my child support on dildos
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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