Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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