yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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