i can't believe i had my finger in that
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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