It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
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I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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