Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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