I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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