PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
