yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Dignity is for republicans.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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