i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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