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I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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