I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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