just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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