i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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