Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
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No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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