Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
