found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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