I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
the condom got lost in my hair
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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