I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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