God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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