we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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