she kept yelling 'call me bella'
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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I understand why you refuse to be sober now
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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