so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
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It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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