"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
