I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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