I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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