omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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